A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008
Get the melania knaussmug. The world's most hospitable Hilton...
by fags-in-the-shower August 28, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006
Get the Chinnifer Manistonmug.