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Definitions by fags-in-the-shower

Anne Hathaway 

A.A beautiful, talented actress with enormous chocolate brown eyes and beatiful pouty lips. (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Brokeback Mountain) Also, living proof that brunettes are prettier than blondes.

B. William Shakespear's wife's name
Anne Hathaway played the part of Anne Hathaway in Shakespear's biography.

Jude Law 

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.
Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"
Jude Law by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006

Paris Hilton 

The world's most hospitable Hilton...
Welcome to my bony ass...