Haylie Duff

Hilary Duff's ugly older sister who's face resembles the mask from the movie Scream.

Haylie Duff is known as the Ugly Duff for a reason. That HUGE nose and chin!

by fags-in-the-shower May 09, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".

Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!

by fags-in-the-shower January 17, 2006

Anne Hathaway

A.A beautiful, talented actress with enormous chocolate brown eyes and beatiful pouty lips. (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Brokeback Mountain) Also, living proof that brunettes are prettier than blondes.

B. William Shakespear's wife's name

Anne Hathaway played the part of Anne Hathaway in Shakespear's biography.

by fags-in-the-shower January 19, 2006