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A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008
Get the melania knauss mug.A.A beautiful, talented actress with enormous chocolate brown eyes and beatiful pouty lips. (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Brokeback Mountain) Also, living proof that brunettes are prettier than blondes.
B. William Shakespear's wife's name
B. William Shakespear's wife's name
by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006
Get the Anne Hathaway mug.A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".
Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"
Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!
Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!
by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006
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