fags-in-the-shower's definitions

Parisite

Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.

Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!

by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008

Barbie

A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.

I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.

by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006

Haylie Duff

Hilary Duff's ugly older sister who's face resembles the mask from the movie Scream.

Haylie Duff is known as the Ugly Duff for a reason. That HUGE nose and chin!

by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006