compassity

The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."
I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.
by fabralind April 15, 2022
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condesunshine

Trying to get someone to see the bright side of their crappy situation, instead of acknowledging their feelings and letting them grieve/ mourn/ be disappointed, etc. A portmanteau of "condescend" and "sunshine."
Don't parade on my rain. It's rude to condesunshine.
by fabralind May 28, 2021
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concfetti

Sky-borne detritus that creates long-lasting impressions in the surface fresh concrete when it lands.
Clarence, the DPW's Deputy Director of Concfetti, took great care to ensure that the sidewalks would be replaced on days when the gingko trees were dropping their leaves.
by fabralind January 25, 2022
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