fernando

the ultimate one

the fernando is the best 69

by fred December 18, 2003

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 23, 2003

S.O.S.D.D.

Same ole shit, Different day
See also S.S.D.D.

1 "How's it goin'?"
2 "SOSDD!"

by Fred January 19, 2003

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

by fREd April 29, 2004

bung punch

The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.

Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.

by Fred November 22, 2003

Sillygaymanwhore

Alister Wilson

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!

by Fred February 14, 2004