-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
by f'd August 04, 2010
-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.
synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.
related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.
related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.
by f'd November 10, 2010
-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.
by f'd August 01, 2011
by f'd February 27, 2011
-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
by f'd January 11, 2011