Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd
That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.
by f'd March 13, 2011
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Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.
I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.
by f'd August 01, 2011
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tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom
More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.
by f'd October 06, 2011
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Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 02, 2011
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Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.
by f'd November 12, 2010
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