f'd's definitions

Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

by f'd August 4, 2010

Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.

I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.

by f'd August 1, 2011

Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.

Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.

by f'd November 12, 2010

Ku Klux Glam

(adj) white trash with a dash of class. ie: wearing cowboy boots with a suit.

I hear Tyler uses organic conditioner on his mullet. He’s so Ku Klux Glam

by f'd December 4, 2011

Fibberish

(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.

I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.

by f'd December 4, 2011