Definitions by evil little monkey

cum rag 

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

cum rag by evil little monkey July 15, 2008

cellular faux 

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.

cellular faux by evil little monkey July 27, 2005

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

assficionado by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

humpy 

(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.

After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.

humpy by evil little monkey June 20, 2005