evil's definitions

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Oxy clean

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

by Evil October 18, 2003

butt-skank

butt-skank is an insult,
it means disgusting, filthy, ass.

omg that guy is a buttskank

by evil September 17, 2004

refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult.

Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

by evil March 8, 2004

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

by Evil October 18, 2003