Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.
Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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pwntard

1. A person that gets carried away with using "lol", "rofl", and "pwn" in as many different annoying and varying ways possible.

2. A person that may be good at a particular video game, but is a poor sport and/or poor winner to the point of being an asshat about his/her's l33tness.
I'm getting tired of all uberkiller3000's l33tspeak, he's such a pwntard.

Econ: That guy is good, I think he h4x
bottle: Yeah, but he's a pwntard about it.
by Evil April 23, 2005
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Tennis shoes

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...
by Evil October 19, 2003
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Metallic Purple

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.
Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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Public Telephone

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)
by Evil October 19, 2003
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Secret box

A box that is secret.
Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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