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April 15th

April 15th is a quite notable day but in a bad way (fuckin bars dude). On April 15th, the Titanic tragedy occurred, Notre Dame fire, death of Abraham Lincoln, U.S Tax deadline, Boston marathon bombing, and it’s also the day I killed that couple and the witness and buried their bodies in Indiana northwest of a 7/11 in Indianapolis.
“They’ll never find the bodies I produced on April 15th.”
by everythingelseistakenbruhh April 20, 2025
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Goofin off the Yart

Brodie goofin off the yart, he’on even kno it’s just sugar”
by everythingelseistakenbruhh August 12, 2025
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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
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Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome
by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025
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Ordit

My randomly generated Among Us username from like 2021 that I thought was cool
“Ordit”

“How the fuck did you get in my house”
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P320

The world's best pistol at being a grenade
"DROP THE GUN!!"

"I CAN'T, IT'S A P320"
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Suspook

A word for a suspect thats also a black person. Don’t know why I’m saying “also” like theres a chance it isn’t a black person.
The usual suspooks
by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 16, 2025
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