Definitions by eternal toddler
Hurrication
A hurrication is when you leave because of the approaching hurricane but turn it into a vacation at the same time.
Joe, are you leaving because of the category 5 hurricane in the Gulf? Yeah, Maria and I are going to make a hurrication out of it since we haven't gone anywhere this year.
Hurrication by eternal toddler August 25, 2020
Kadamn
Kadamn is used like damn but for use when extra special emphasis is needed. It can be pronounced in a multitude of variations depending on the need. You can say Ka Daauum! or Kuuuuh Daaaaauum. Basically stretching consonants or vowels as needed for more emphasis.
Hey man check out this new Rolex my dad gave me. KuuuuDaaaaaauuuumn! That is the shit!
Or, wife says to husband while he is in the middle of barbqueing and watching the two boys, "can you run to the store for some vinegar?" Husband, "ka-fucking-damn! Anything else sweetie?" Lastly, friend tells you he lost his job, you reply "kadamn! that's too bad"
Or, wife says to husband while he is in the middle of barbqueing and watching the two boys, "can you run to the store for some vinegar?" Husband, "ka-fucking-damn! Anything else sweetie?" Lastly, friend tells you he lost his job, you reply "kadamn! that's too bad"
Kadamn by eternal toddler July 31, 2020
Sexplosion
A sexplosion occurs when a person's sexual behavior, previously hidden, suddenly becomes known to others. Usually with the generation of high drama and or bad publicity in an extreme manner.
I see more and more elected officials experiencing sexplosions when their wives found out about their mistresses and decide to go public with it.
Sexplosion by eternal toddler June 2, 2018
Procrasturbation
A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!
Procrasturbation by eternal toddler June 1, 2016
old skeleton
old skeleton by eternal toddler June 14, 2015