etak_soda's definitions

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Mood-sucker

A person whom upon entering a room of people, has the innate ability to withdraw all feelings (both negative and positive) from those already present in the room. The effects of a mood-sucker on the recipients are depression, boredom and a complete lack of interest in all things to do with life in general.

The moment she entered the room, you could tell she was a mood-sucker.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.

"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011