essenceofexistence's definitions

Tranquilizer

A person with a gun who shoots beams of tranquility to render a specific area 'Tranquil'

DUDE 1: "Hey, I love this place - with all the smog and death and corruption!"
DUDE 2: "Oh yes it is------"
TRANQUILIZER: "Be gone foul specific area of death"
*FIRES GUN......... AS GOOD AS THE GARDEN OF EDEN*

by essenceofexistence June 2, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

Terminology

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals

DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"

by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

oxymoron

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017