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Definitions by essenceofexistence

Tranquilizer 

A person with a gun who shoots beams of tranquility to render a specific area 'Tranquil'
DUDE 1: "Hey, I love this place - with all the smog and death and corruption!"
DUDE 2: "Oh yes it is------"
TRANQUILIZER: "Be gone foul specific area of death"
*FIRES GUN......... AS GOOD AS THE GARDEN OF EDEN*

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john
PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

Terminology 

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals
DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"

nice gary 

A great pillar in the very essence of existence that must be deeply respected!

Gary is the greatest that is known in existence as usual
Matthew Wade: "Nice Gary"
nice gary by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017