Definitions by ernstwhile

blink blink girl 

1. A girl who, when spoken to, looks at you incredulously and blinks a couple times.

2. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Have you met Frank's new girlfriend?

Yeah, she's a blink blink girl. Not a lot going on upstairs.

blink blink girl by ernstwhile December 11, 2014

koobs

Short for "kid boobs."

I wish I had DD's like Janelle, but I only have koobs.

koobs by ernstwhile April 7, 2008