ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric March 25, 2005

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 29, 2003

hobody

like a ho

"maaaan,thats some ho-body shit" I cant believe no one heard of this til now. lets popularize it.

by eric October 23, 2003

oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.

Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.

by Eric December 21, 2004

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

wappy

Wapi is yet another euphamism for baby butter, semen, jizz. The difference however, is that it implies a bit of urgency in it's creation.

After you slap pappy, you gotta clean up all that wappy--and fast!

by Eric July 12, 2004

50 cent

hes a bitch...g-unot!

u heard that new 50 cent jaun?
naw man i dontlisten to none of that g-unot bullstuff!

by Eric November 20, 2005