When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).

High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...

by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009

Universal Problem Solver

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

Tit-tanic

Tits that are saggy; sinking.

Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.

Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.

by Entr' Acte January 15, 2010

Fushyes!

Fuck yes.

Jamie: Evan! Your ex Caitlin just died!

Evan: Fushyes!

by Entr' Acte November 27, 2009

Dipshit Move

An act that is incredibly stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, Craig Owens got kicked out of Chiodos.

Dude 2: What the fuck? Craig Owens IS Chiodos. What a dipshit move.

by Entr' Acte November 18, 2009

Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

A Boat

A thing that I am on.

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!

by Entr' Acte November 22, 2009