england phi beta gamma's definitions

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.

Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

fluff

n. A female decoy used to distract a pickpocket's mark.

As the fluff sapped the mark, the wire reefed his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007