england phi beta gamma's definitions

phuqueue

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.

Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008