Definitions by energy turtle

beats 

A table-drumming game played by two or more people (usually not more than three or four) in which each person is given about 30 seconds to perform a beat on a table or hard surface. Sometimes referred to as "table beats" or simply "beats". Is played for similar reasons as rock, paper, scissors & other assorted boredom-reducing games.

"Hey man, let's play beats."

"You kicked my ass at beats last time"

"Playing beats while high kicks ass"

beats by energy turtle January 10, 2009

straight goon 

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

straight goon by energy turtle May 2, 2008

placebo 

The strongest drug available.

Bob took a placebo and was cured of his cancer.

placebo by Energy Turtle December 30, 2007