emma's definitions

pork-chop-sanwdiches

Something is burning (cooking) in the kitchen !

You're not cooking ...
Ya-Du!
PorkChopSandwiches!
Getout .. get the f?%& out!

by Emma December 8, 2003

Youstina

a ver tall mediteranian being, they called youstine which look like a famale, many years ago in egypt. It was said the she would seduce the egyptiam merchants on their travels. She would tie them up then starve the in the desert which is why many skelatons have been found. Its unkown what she would have done to the while they were tie up or if she was alive or a ghost since from each skelaton footprints would be found walking in a direction away from the skelaton though faded after 3 or so steps.

skelatons found in desert

by emma December 8, 2003

shneemerman

SO FU***ING funk... yeh deffffff

by emma August 18, 2003

frupt

A laughter-induced spraying of liquid from one's mouth or nose. Food fruptions are called fuiie.

"Lisa? SMART!?" Martha remarked cynically as they neared the giraffe pen. Laughing and choking, Dan frupted orange pop, spraying Martha's shoes. Martha surveyed him with amusement and disgust.

by Emma August 26, 2003

toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

by Emma August 26, 2003

dippity doo

What John Reuben is doin'.

"Reuben, what is he dippity doin'?"
(It's a song, and John Reu is rippity tarkin'! Look at tarkin' if you wanna find out what John Reu is.)

by Emma August 26, 2003

longenecker

a sweet kid but who can easily become your stalker

my next door neighbor was a longenecker

by Emma September 11, 2003