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candy corn 

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
candy corn by elsqued November 1, 2024

mr. whale 

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
mr. whale by elsqued November 1, 2024
the funnest puzzle!! also known as: the aforementioned enabled dave clone that baldibasicsedulearn1 made. unlike david's house, he has the iconic red bowtie, the blue vest with several black buttons, and yellow pant..... he also has shoelaces. shoelaces shoelaces shoelacesshoelacesshoelacesshoelacesshoelaces
melvore: hey, want to join my school?
badger: youreadumbstupiddaveclonelratiobozo, getgoodkeepcrying
melvore: i'll take that as a yes...
melvore by elsqued October 29, 2024

you got the dud 

ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
you got the dud by elsqued October 29, 2024

flamin_lol 

also known as the creator of the person known simply as baldi's building kit remastered, who has gone on to construct several schoolhouses in the area for no particular reason.
flamin_lol: i already made someone stupid which is baldis building kit remastered

milomeowing: someone???? baldis building kit remastered is a person?????
flamin_lol by elsqued July 22, 2024

mr. whale 

the FUCKING MORON WHO POLLUTES GAMEJOLT CHATS ((most of) the baldis basics scratch community hates him!!)
mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.

baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON

mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋
mr. whale by elsqued December 19, 2023

baldibasicsedulearn1 

creator of an enabled dave clone and an poorly drawn sentient fungus
baldi scratch user: hjmmm lets see what baldibasicsedulearn1 has added to melovre today!
chair: You have been selected to go to the void.
baldi scratch user: what??
chair: ÆÆÆÆÆææææÜÜÆÆÆ
baldibasicsedulearn1 by elsqued October 22, 2023