11 definitions by elsbeth

dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.

I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

by elsbeth May 9, 2022

Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.

This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was

by elsbeth April 23, 2020

General Chen

When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.

He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Dirty Vlad

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.

I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!

by elsbeth March 16, 2022