elroy fitz's definitions

buffoocka

As in 'big buffoocka.' A term for someone, usually female, who unfortunately suffers from obeisity.

To brake out of my slump I went and banged a buffoocka. Charming, charming girl.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

wolf mode

Horny, sex crazed, crotch pointed north, constantly thinking of sex.

Seeing all the ass at the club puts me in wolf mode.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

grab ass

Basically dicking around or fucking off, often without sexual implications.

Quit playing grab ass and get back to work.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.

It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

poop slut

A person who likes getting boofed in the ass.

I gave it to that poop slut Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004