elroy fitz's definitions

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

not bad

Fully legit. The real thing. A tasty meal is never just good, it's not bad, or not bad at all. Can always be said as 'ain't bad.'

I'll tell you what, this meal, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. Mmmm.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.

It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

poop slut

A person who likes getting boofed in the ass.

I gave it to that poop slut Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

bosack

the balls and scrotum of a male mammal.

She gobbled on my bosack.

Cup the bosack.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004