elmer's definitions
The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 9, 2005
Get the Cum Bummug. A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...
by Elmer January 20, 2005
Get the Gettin' In The Gutsmug. A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
by Elmer January 28, 2005
Get the Silver Medalmug. Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley
by Elmer May 26, 2004
Get the pullin a bentleymug. That man got into an accident because he was drunk while driving. He must have had some of that Devil's Mouthwash.
by Elmer December 9, 2005
Get the Devil's Mouthwashmug. A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
by Elmer November 25, 2005
Get the Case of the Mondaysmug. A term used to describe a male that has no prospects in life whatsoever. A man who drifts through life aimlessly without any goals in mind. See: Scrub.
Popularized by John Singleton's movie of the same name, which featured Snoop Dogg and Tyrese.
Some characteristics (but not limited to) are:
1) Still lives with his mama,
2) Has no job/money,
3) Has a kid (or children) from more than one girl.
Popularized by John Singleton's movie of the same name, which featured Snoop Dogg and Tyrese.
Some characteristics (but not limited to) are:
1) Still lives with his mama,
2) Has no job/money,
3) Has a kid (or children) from more than one girl.
by Elmer April 11, 2005
Get the Baby Boymug.