Ms. Right

A term used to describe a girl whom you feel is the person to spend the rest of your life with. However, most men go through their entire lives not being able to meet that special girl.

"I wonder when I will finally meet Ms. Right..."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Coulterism

Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.

Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.

by elmer January 05, 2004

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 09, 2005

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 06, 2005

Bauwce

A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.

"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"

-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"

by Elmer October 29, 2005

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005