18 definitions by elite

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What George Bush wasn't when he invaded Iraq in the last war.
I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!
by Elite November 20, 2003
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The worst form of government in Civilization 3. You suffer from massive amounts of corruption and waste, and any square producing more then 2 commerce, food, or shields produces one less. Research your way to Republic or Monarchy ASAP.
Despotism sucks!
by Elite December 13, 2003
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A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.
We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.
by Elite December 02, 2003
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Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.
"You are on Happy Slap tv"
by Elite March 30, 2005
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The best World War 2 game out there. Also has a mod called Desert Combat, which is the best Gulf War game out there.
I was killed 4 T34's in my Tiger tank in BF 1942, w00t!
by Elite December 02, 2003
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"President" of New Guinea.
He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!
by Elite November 22, 2003
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The male sex organ, or "love pump".
Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!
by Elite April 11, 2005
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