elite's definitions
Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.
by Elite December 2, 2003

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 2, 2003

The male sex organ, or "love pump".
by Elite April 11, 2005

I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!
by Elite November 20, 2003

by Elite August 9, 2003

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
by Elite April 11, 2005

by Elite June 11, 2006
