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Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"
by Elite April 11, 2005
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rome

Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.
Rome, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(at least in the 8th century).
by Elite December 2, 2003
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kangeh

Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!
by Elite April 11, 2005
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BF 1942

The best World War 2 game out there. Also has a mod called Desert Combat, which is the best Gulf War game out there.
I was killed 4 T34's in my Tiger tank in BF 1942, w00t!
by Elite December 2, 2003
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conformist

What George Bush wasn't when he invaded Iraq in the last war.
I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!
by Elite November 20, 2003
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hybrid

That Hybrid was unstopable during the entire game.
by Elite August 9, 2003
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do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(
Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...
by Elite January 21, 2004
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