el zacko 's definitions

Cock Damnit

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

by El Zacko August 12, 2007

Ska

The greatest music genre ever made, often including trumpets and up-beat rifts.

“Bro, wanna jam to some Less Than Jake”
“Of course bruh, that’s my favorite Ska band!”

by el zacko June 8, 2019

Abercrombie and Dick

Acceptable circumstance to deem anyone who wears abercrombie as gay. Meerly wearing an article of clothing now is suffice to determine homosexuality.

"Oh he looks cute."
"Like you have a chance, he sucks Abercrombie and Dick."

by El Zacko August 15, 2007

Action Doll

A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.

"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"

"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Illegitimate

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?

by El Zacko September 16, 2008

Purple Drink

Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.

Ingredients for Purple Drink
Sugar
Water
Purple

"Fuck Sunny D, I want some of that purple drink."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006