Cock Damnit

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

by El Zacko August 12, 2007

Abercrombie and Dick

Acceptable circumstance to deem anyone who wears abercrombie as gay. Meerly wearing an article of clothing now is suffice to determine homosexuality.

"Oh he looks cute."
"Like you have a chance, he sucks Abercrombie and Dick."

by El Zacko August 15, 2007

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Ska

The greatest music genre ever made, often including trumpets and up-beat rifts.

“Bro, wanna jam to some Less Than Jake”
“Of course bruh, that’s my favorite Ska band!”

by el zacko June 08, 2019

Galagangster

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.

"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."

by El Zacko August 05, 2007

Purple Drink

Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.

Ingredients for Purple Drink
Sugar
Water
Purple

"Fuck Sunny D, I want some of that purple drink."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006