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Definitions by el revez

delivariables 

n. pl. c/f advertising. the demands set out in a brief for the agency to deliver to the client on a given date, agreed upon at length, set in stone, and destined to be changed over and over again until the deadline passes.
suit: we need a new campaign by the end of the day

creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?
delivariables by el revez August 8, 2006
What a Brummie sits on in his living room while he's watching tv
Ah fucken loov me big comfy surfer, me.
surfer by el revez June 22, 2004

impostrophe 

(n.) The all-too-common typographical error masquerading as an apostrophe, especially on the internet. The apostrophe is also known as an inverted comma since, in its correct form, it does not look like this: ' , but rather like a comma that sits above the baseline.
You bloody art directors are all the same. Kindly remove that impostrophe and replace it with the geniune article.
impostrophe by el revez May 13, 2004
(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.
Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.
invest by el revez May 13, 2004

mourning 

mourning by el revez May 13, 2004

breakfarce 

(n.) descriptive of one of those days when you burn your toast, spill coffee down your shirt, dip your tie in breakfast cereal milk, and things go generally wrong. Also known as a mourning.
Aw, mate. What a nightmare. Today I had a full-on breakfarce.
breakfarce by el revez May 13, 2004
(n.) vaguely pejorative Cantonese slang for foreigner. Translations differ depending on who you ask. Apparently it was once meant to mean "foreign devil" (an extreme insult), but usually these days is said to mean "ghost man" due to white foreigner's pale skin and is used as a general term to mean foreigner. Gweilos get upset about being called this. Chinese think it's no big deal.
Chi sin gweilo.
Maa faan gweilo.
Fo shizzle ma gwizzle
gweilo by el revez May 13, 2004