el revez's definitions

delivariables

n. pl. c/f advertising. the demands set out in a brief for the agency to deliver to the client on a given date, agreed upon at length, set in stone, and destined to be changed over and over again until the deadline passes.

suit: we need a new campaign by the end of the day

creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?

by el revez August 8, 2006

chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)

it's a complete chavesty

by el revez May 10, 2004

pick holes

n. pl. nostrils

Get your fingers out of your pick holes, you filthy chav

by el revez May 10, 2004

treasure

c*nt (cockney rhyming slang: "treasure hunt"), specifically person who acts like a c*nt, a badly-behaved child, etc.

Mum: Hope Johnny wasn't too much of a handful while we were out.

Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.

by el revez May 11, 2004

fat lip

what a woman experiences when she becomes sexually aroused. See also apply lip gloss

I gave myself a fat lip

by el revez May 12, 2004

apply lip gloss

another term for female masturbation. See also fat lip.

Karen's been in the bathroom a long time. She said she was applying some lip gloss

by el revez May 12, 2004

impostrophe

(n.) The all-too-common typographical error masquerading as an apostrophe, especially on the internet. The apostrophe is also known as an inverted comma since, in its correct form, it does not look like this: ' , but rather like a comma that sits above the baseline.

You bloody art directors are all the same. Kindly remove that impostrophe and replace it with the geniune article.

by el revez May 13, 2004