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Definitions by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm

toothpaste-ing 

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste
Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool