eggftwinmybutthole lolkm's definitions

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

mcnugget

the world strongest adhesive

i used mcnuggets to glue my dead son back together

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

Obunga

the best president ever, even better than Alexander Hamilton

people be like: Obama - 3 Shrek movies, Trump - 0 Shrek movies. Obama > Trump
Me (an intellectual): actually Obunga is the best president

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018