11 definition by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm

someone who shits on your pens and then eats them when your not looking

Person 1: "yo marks a fuckin meglophianidonkarloo"
Person 2: yee

the world strongest adhesive

i used mcnuggets to glue my dead son back together

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the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

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the act of gargling diarrhoea.

video game character Mario loves to mario