Nobody's Property 

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.

Nobody's Property by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017

girl's property 

A girl's property is her boyfriend's dick

Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy

gf: "Don't you dare touch my property"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*

or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"

girl's property by neo22 November 5, 2021

jo’s property 

🙉🙈🙊

i’m jo’s property

jo’s property by frenchpossum December 18, 2020

jo's property 

property of jo

i am jo's property

jo's property by frenchpossum December 18, 2020

Kenzie Kay’s Property 

Jennica Mendez(.)

You see Jennica Mendez? Yeah she’s Kenzie Kay’s property.

Kenzie Kay’s Property by Kenzie Kay December 25, 2017

Property Snagging 

The process of recording construction defects

How much does the property snagging of a 2000 sqft unit cost in the emirate of Dubai?

Property Snagging by Malappuramkaaran December 16, 2024

The Property of Son 

Law created by negative ninety-fifth century philosopher, Son The Awesome. The Property of Son states that the Superiority of the Son is always greater than the negative superiority of one thing of everything else.

Superiority(Son)> -Superiority of one thing(everything else)

(The superiority of) Camron+Alex = -60

Superiority(Son)> --60(everything else)

Superiority(Son)> +60(Everything else)

The Property of Son by *shrug* February 18, 2003