Definitions by Eflatus

Mishter 

Hobo for Mister.

Ewe gott shum chaynge mishter?

Mishter by Eflatus December 31, 2012

Feldered 

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

Feldered by eflatus September 18, 2009

Murf 

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

Murf by eflatus September 18, 2009

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

Magic Toaster by eflatus August 8, 2009

Dump Run

To poop while running

When I have to poop on a marathon, I take a dump run

Dump Run by eflatus August 5, 2009