jock yogurt

jock yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his jockstrap when he jerks off in it.
I sell some of my jockstraps with jock yogurt in them on Naughtybids for cum-suckers!
by eda-skip January 22, 2022
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Bradley shower-gasm

A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.
Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
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Oreo cum

Oreo cum is the combined cumshots on the cookie that guys use when they're playing the masturbation game, Cum-on-a-Cookie, which the last guy to cum has to eat.
We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so I had to eat the Oreo cum!
by eda-skip December 12, 2021
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virgin asshole

A virgin asshole is a guy's butthole that has never been fucked by another guy's dick.
My older cousin was the first to fuck my virgin asshole!
by eda-skip June 06, 2022
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tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.
Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!
by eda-skip May 16, 2023
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hand

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!
by eda-skip October 31, 2021
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the worm

the worm is a guy's morning wood.
In our pod, the first guy who wakes up and wants to take care of his morning wood, dick-slaps another cadet awake with the worm and says "Suck dick!"
by eda-skip November 07, 2021
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