cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
by eda-skip October 18, 2021
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beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.
When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
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gang-banged

"gang-banged" means to be fucked in your mouth and asshole by a group of other horny guys trying to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers.
I get gang-banged in the shower nearly every day by my fellow cadets trying to take care of their morning wood! (And I LOVE it!
by eda-skip January 02, 2023
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cum brothers

cum brothers are guys who have tasted each other's dick juice.
I'm cum brothers with a lot of my fellow cadets!
by eda-skip June 14, 2022
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BJ-Virgin

A BJ-Virgin is a guy who has never given or received a blowjob.
It's been a way long time since I was a BJ-Virgin!
by eda-skip August 01, 2022
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intact

intact refers to a guy's penis that has NOT been circumcised.
Some of the other cadets here at the Academy are intact, but I'm cut high and tight!
by eda-skip December 05, 2022
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a big dick

a big dick is what a guy gets if he gets a Covid vaccine.
I know a cadet who says he got a big dick after getting a Covid vaccine!
by eda-skip December 22, 2021
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