Definitions by eda-skip
cum-shot distance envy
cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
cum-shot distance envy by eda-skip October 7, 2021
cum-sucking asshole
A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)
cum-sucking asshole by eda-skip October 7, 2021
cum-pumpkin pie
A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021
boy-teen smell
boy-teen smell by eda-skip October 7, 2021