The Crab

The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.
Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."
by eda-skip December 01, 2022
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mange moi

mange moi is French for "eat me".
I learned what "mange moi" means - it means"eat me"!
by eda-skip May 24, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
by eda-skip October 16, 2022
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re-combobulated

re-combobulated means to regain one's sense of not being confused.
He dick-slapped me in the face and I got re-combobulated!
by eda-skip September 06, 2022
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cum-bubble fart

A cum-bubble fart is a wet gaseous emission smelling of cum from a guy's asshole that he lets out after he's been fucked by several dudes in his bunghole.
The other cadets in my pod all fucked me last night, and I was having cum-bubble farts all night!
by eda-skip October 31, 2021
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gang-banged

"gang-banged" means to be fucked in your mouth and asshole by a group of other horny guys trying to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers.
I get gang-banged in the shower nearly every day by my fellow cadets trying to take care of their morning wood! (And I LOVE it!
by eda-skip January 02, 2023
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The spit in spit-roast

The spit in spit-roast is two guys's dicks fucking another guy in his mouth and asshole.
My roomies in my pod gave me The spit in spit-roast last night!
by eda-skip March 06, 2022
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