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Definitions by eda-skip

Cum-on-a-Cracker 

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.
We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!
Cum-on-a-Cracker by eda-skip October 18, 2021

cumgasm piss-fuck 

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
cumgasm piss-fuck by eda-skip October 17, 2021

dick-whacking 

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!
dick-whacking by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum-swallowing 

cum-swallowing is the act of sucking a guy's dick and swallowing all the joy-juice he squirts in your mouth.
Matt likes cum-swallowing -- ME swallowing HIS cum!
cum-swallowing by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Swallow it ! 

"Swallow it !" is what a guy says to you after he jacks off on your tongue and wants to see you take his load.
Matt jerked off on my tongue and then told me to "Swallow it !"
Swallow it ! by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum-water 

cum-water is a glass of night-water with another guy's cum in it.
Somebody jacked off in my night water and now it's cum-water, but I know who it was -- I recognize the taste of his cum!
cum-water by eda-skip October 17, 2021

crotch yogurt 

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.
I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!
crotch yogurt by eda-skip October 16, 2021