cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.
I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!
by eda-skip October 12, 2021
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dickwich

A dickwitch is a sandwich made with a dick.
Several of us cadets went on picnic, and they kept feeding me their dickwich!
by eda-skip May 12, 2023
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beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.
When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
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BJ-Virgin

A BJ-Virgin is a guy who has never given or received a blowjob.
It's been a way long time since I was a BJ-Virgin!
by eda-skip July 31, 2022
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getting head

getting head means getting a blowjob.
In the Cadet showers this morning, there were several guys getting head!
by eda-skip January 02, 2022
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One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!
by eda-skip November 23, 2021
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
by eda-skip September 21, 2022
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