eViL pOp TaRt's definitions
by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010
Get the minor benefitsmug. This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by evil pop tart May 30, 2009
Get the decolletage ministrymug. Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007
Get the buttocks décolletagemug. A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007
Get the cayoodlemug. Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Get the technically-augmented ta-tasmug. A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
Get the Binet jockeymug. A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
Get the porcine cosmetologistmug.