Definitions by dwight schrute - beet farmer

mooshki 

a hot/good-looking guy; a 'hottie'

ryan phillippe is such a mooshki!

mooshki by dwight schrute - beet farmer October 8, 2007

mooshki 

a hot/good-looking guy

ryan phillippe is such a mooshki!

mooshki by dwight schrute - beet farmer October 8, 2007

chinchilla 

giving oneself a blowjob and then falling asleep immediately after.

I gave myself one good chinchilla last night!

chinchilla by dwight schrute - beet farmer October 8, 2007

phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

phoneman by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007