Definitions by durtbox dave

fossil fancier 

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

fossil fancier by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

gunt

neither her gut nor her c*nt

i squirted my ooze all over her gunt...

gunt by durtbox dave September 22, 2004