Definitions by dumb cluck

Wetratting 

When there's no towels after you shower and you're all soggy walking around. You are wetratting because you look like a wet rat. We all do. No shame.

I was wetratting through the hallway because my towel wasn't in the bathroom.

Wetratting by dumb cluck October 15, 2020

ignorante 

like a vigilante, but they are ignorant so the laws are badly made

Jim: it looks like i'll be a vigilante.

Dave: naw, you're more of an ignorante.

ignorante by dumb cluck May 25, 2018

smart sheep 

someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.

"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."

smart sheep by dumb cluck May 25, 2018

smushie 

when you smush your boob into something

ow, I just got a smushie

smushie by dumb cluck July 15, 2017

fofs

fear of forgetting something. usually used when referring to traveling.

since we're going on a trip tomorrow I better start packing today because I have fofs.

fofs by dumb cluck July 9, 2017

wtfdijd 

what the fuck did I just do?

*decides to go on a roller coaster for the first time in life* afterward- wtfdijd?

wtfdijd by dumb cluck June 22, 2017

pauperscilent 

having a small curve or divet

spoons are pauperscilent

pauperscilent by dumb cluck May 24, 2017