Definitions by duke

post-traumatic sex 

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.

Post traumatic sex fucking rules!

post-traumatic sex by Duke January 22, 2003

morning face 

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

morning face by Duke January 22, 2003

Bruckheimer Principle 

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

Bruckheimer Principle by Duke January 22, 2003

crappy outcome 

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

crappy outcome by Duke January 22, 2003

first story told in therapy 

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

first story told in therapy by Duke January 22, 2003

neverending game 

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.

I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.

neverending game by Duke January 22, 2003

man sauce 

Semen, man juice.

Stifler drank man juice in "American Pie"

man sauce by Duke January 22, 2003