9 definitions by dudea
n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by dudea March 23, 2009
adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by dudea December 7, 2009
n. any person/persons that know what Twitter is or use it personally. Also anyone that votes down on this word is a Twaggot
DudeA: Have you heard about this Twitter shit!?
DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.
DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!
DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.
DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!
by dudea May 6, 2009
a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
by dudea October 28, 2009
Greater than Rediculous
Dude A;"Did you see that chick's prostiboots?"
Dude B;"Ya they were rediculous."
Dude A;"Nah, they were redonkulous!"
Dude B;"Ya they were rediculous."
Dude A;"Nah, they were redonkulous!"
by dudea February 13, 2009
n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
by dudea September 25, 2009
My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!
by dudea July 18, 2009