dude's definitions

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser

Drew, your a shitpuss.

by dude March 20, 2005

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

Hindu

The oldest religion on Earth. Over a billion followers. That's great for a religion that never set up missionaries. It has survived the invasions of the Muslims and the British. Even though it may have many Gods, different from Christianity, all it's Gods are one aspect of a universal spirit. I definitely think Hinduism is an awesome religion. It has no main founder, no one big text, and has influenced a lot of the world.

Lord Venkataswara is one of the important Gods of Hinduism.

by Dude December 29, 2004

Chocolate Pie

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.

"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"

by Dude November 23, 2004

krizzlin

i like to crap on my own face

What do you like to do friend? Krizzlin

by dude March 15, 2003

nigbag

1. Describing an old african american
2. Derogitory term describing and old person

fucking nigbags dont know how to drive.

by dude March 20, 2005

cowboy

noun: 1. a stick or other long object used to tend a campfire
2. stick used as a primative campfire lighter; used to light smokes, fireworks, or other

Dude, hand me the cowboy so I can stoke this dead ass fire.

by dude November 10, 2003