4 definitions by ducks are a-Mah-zing!
In 2000 B.C., when the world was ravaged by Satanic demons threatening the existence of mankind and war had torn apart all societal relations, the BOOGIE gods in BOOGIE Heaven were contemplating what they could do to put an end to all the destruction occurring down on Earth. However, despite their ceaseless arguing, not a single one of them was able to propose a logical and realistic idea. The BOOGIE Lord had decided that he would have to sacrifice his place in BOOGIE Heaven and descend down onto Earth to end the war. The BOOGIE offered the humans and demons a tasty delicacy found only in BOOGIE Heaven. They were called bananas, and they were these yellow fruits that had a peel that vaguely resembled a smiley shape. All the humans and demons quit fighting to eat these delicious bananas. They replanted their seeds so that more banana trees would grow and replenish their supply once they'd consumed all the bananas that the BOOGIE Lord had offered. The humans who were also secretly vampires especially loved to use the name Bananas for their new-born children. The demons went away. But the humans had it all wrong. The BOOGIE gods actually called the bananas oogalagachiga but the humans had misheard the name when the BOOGIE Lord had said it, so they said bananas. The BOOGIE Lord has since not been spotted amongst mankind, but legend has it that only a special creature by the name of Zoinab can summon the BOOGIE Lord by chanting his name three times...
Naqvegan: You're such an oogalagachiga, Shawarma!
Shawarma: Oh yeah, well, you're the oogalagachiga that the BOOGIE Lord stepped on!
Huan (in the background): Oh, you just got ROASTED!
Shawarma: Oh yeah, well, you're the oogalagachiga that the BOOGIE Lord stepped on!
Huan (in the background): Oh, you just got ROASTED!
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018
In 2000 B.C., the year that every significant, life-changing event happened on Earth, there was a person named Zoinab Naqvegan. Now, Zoinab Naqvegan was very dumb, so much so that some people had speculating that her head was hollow instead of being filled by a brain. But Zoinab didn't let any of these rumours bother her. One day, a hideous, arrogant asshole named Abno P. moved into the town in which Zoinab lived. He was very intelligent (or so she thought) and sported an over-inflated ego (Zoinab pointedly ignored this) and she gradually fell in love with him. But Abno was already in love with someone else, someone whom Zoinab did not know. Abno told Zoinab when she confessed her undying love to him that the only way to win his heart over was to learn all the languages on the planet. And so, Zoinab set out on a heroic quest to travel the world and learn all the languages spoken in every single country.
In case you were wondering what happened to Zoinab and her reckless decision to set out on a langauge-learning quest, she failed in trying to win over Abno's heart because Abno had already gotten married to his true love before Zoinab could ever manage to learn that many languages. However, a dear friend of Zoinab's put both her and Abno on the set of a reality tv show in which Abno was the love attraction in Zoinab's life and the two had to pretend to love each other forever.(Huan was also featured on that same reality tv show)
In case you were wondering what happened to Zoinab and her reckless decision to set out on a langauge-learning quest, she failed in trying to win over Abno's heart because Abno had already gotten married to his true love before Zoinab could ever manage to learn that many languages. However, a dear friend of Zoinab's put both her and Abno on the set of a reality tv show in which Abno was the love attraction in Zoinab's life and the two had to pretend to love each other forever.(Huan was also featured on that same reality tv show)
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018
Naqvegan comes from the orgins of the early 2000 B.C BOOGIE Lord . It all started with the human language, there was so much people from different homes and they all needed to speak something right? So, the historical but lethal Zoinab Naqvegan comes to the rescue by making the choice of speaking one language and now she is remembered as the greatest language-er of all time! The people were so happy, they started making alters and made a unit in mathience (Math+Science) called the Naqvegans. So if you were smart, you were considered to have 100 gramoriesters (grams+calories+Liters) !
Thrasher: No Abno! I will not let you take Zoinab away from me
Abno: Ex-CUSE me!? She was the one who left you to marry me!"
Thrasher: Nuh-uh, she obviously likes me over you, I even asked the BOOGIE Lord himself!"
Abno: You are such an oogalagachiga man! Only Zoinab has the power to do that!
Zoinab Naqvegan: Oh shush you guys, both of you have lost all negative twenty-three Naqvegans gramoriesters! I would rather be with Abno by the way.
Abno: Ex-CUSE me!? She was the one who left you to marry me!"
Thrasher: Nuh-uh, she obviously likes me over you, I even asked the BOOGIE Lord himself!"
Abno: You are such an oogalagachiga man! Only Zoinab has the power to do that!
Zoinab Naqvegan: Oh shush you guys, both of you have lost all negative twenty-three Naqvegans gramoriesters! I would rather be with Abno by the way.
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018
This is the most common blessing one can say to another. It can mean the nicest of things or it can be weld into the darkest insults one can ever imagine.
How someone can tell if they mean harm or not? If the person announces you are the greatest oogalagachiga while crossing their eyes, you should be worried. They warn of a great storm coming to your already dropping ego and will be a 99.89% chance the side affects will ruin your life. Self-esteem wise.
If someone tells you are the greatest oogalagachiga while itching their right elbow, that means they mean you are the most awesome, beautiful, amazing, hot, smart, terrific, and all the comments google has ever recorded! You would be one lucky person!
How someone can tell if they mean harm or not? If the person announces you are the greatest oogalagachiga while crossing their eyes, you should be worried. They warn of a great storm coming to your already dropping ego and will be a 99.89% chance the side affects will ruin your life. Self-esteem wise.
If someone tells you are the greatest oogalagachiga while itching their right elbow, that means they mean you are the most awesome, beautiful, amazing, hot, smart, terrific, and all the comments google has ever recorded! You would be one lucky person!
1. Person 1: "oh my god you are so ugly! The 1820s' called, wants their fashion sense back!"
Person 2: "huh, where'd you get that, the internet? You're such an oogalagachiga!" *crossing their eyes*
Person 1: "you... you monster! Now, I need to pray to the BOOGIE Lord!
2. Michael: "Banooz, I'm deeply in love with you, please don't leave me."
Banooz: "Really Michael? Did you think of that before, during, or after you danced with another girl!"
Michael: "I'll prove it... Banooz I've been thinking about this for a while now... and I think I'm ready to finally show you
how much I love you." *gets on one knee, holding something behind his back*
Banooz: *Gasps in surprise*
Michael: Banooz Veganna, you are my everything and so I 'm asking your hand into helping me carry this sign." *holds
up sign which says oogalagachiga, itching his right elbow*
Banooz: *already crying* Oh my god, Michael you think I'm oogalagachiga! I love you and will never doubt you ever
again!"
Person 2: "huh, where'd you get that, the internet? You're such an oogalagachiga!" *crossing their eyes*
Person 1: "you... you monster! Now, I need to pray to the BOOGIE Lord!
2. Michael: "Banooz, I'm deeply in love with you, please don't leave me."
Banooz: "Really Michael? Did you think of that before, during, or after you danced with another girl!"
Michael: "I'll prove it... Banooz I've been thinking about this for a while now... and I think I'm ready to finally show you
how much I love you." *gets on one knee, holding something behind his back*
Banooz: *Gasps in surprise*
Michael: Banooz Veganna, you are my everything and so I 'm asking your hand into helping me carry this sign." *holds
up sign which says oogalagachiga, itching his right elbow*
Banooz: *already crying* Oh my god, Michael you think I'm oogalagachiga! I love you and will never doubt you ever
again!"
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018