duckbutt's definitions

Baltimore eloquence

This refers to the heavy or excessive use of profanity.

He told me to sit my sorry fuckin' ass down in the chair. This Baltimore eloquence shows he's a real fuckin' Baltimore gentleman.

by Duckbutt September 12, 2007

goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.

A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.

by Duckbutt January 25, 2006

seagull administration

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.

Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.

by Duckbutt November 27, 2005

candyass

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Nine F-er

A medical slang expression to refer to the typical gallbladder patient: Fat, fortyish, fecund, flatulent female with foul, foaming, floating feces.

Marge was your typical nine F-er: gallbladder problem likely.

by Duckbutt September 18, 2005

uninstalled

A slang synonym for getting fired.

Wally had second thoughts about his making out with the boss's secretary/mistress in the copy room after he was uninstalled from the Ripoff Systems Analysis Corporation.

by Duckbutt October 1, 2005