drzimo's definitions

gunplay

What Gilbert Arenas does during his downtime at work.

"The only thing I enjoy more than gambling at work, is gunplay.

by drzimo February 6, 2010

stank

The smell below the scrotum.

Stank, stank everywhere, let's all have a smell.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

brogasm

When two guys grunt simultaneously.

When the referee called pass interference, the whole room had a brogasm.

by drzimo February 7, 2010

boatnitized

When you're at a boat party and forget about all your troubles.

I was so boatnitized I lost track of the time.

by drzimo November 16, 2011

Old Spice

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.

I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.

by drzimo January 15, 2010

Hennessy

What Ron Artest drinks at Halftime.

"I was down by 20 at the half, so I downed some Hennessy and started punching people in the stands."

by drzimo December 2, 2009