drzimo's definitions

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

Old Spice

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.

I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.

by drzimo January 15, 2010

Ministry of Plenty

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

by drzimo January 30, 2010

Hennessy

What Ron Artest drinks at Halftime.

"I was down by 20 at the half, so I downed some Hennessy and started punching people in the stands."

by drzimo December 2, 2009

Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

Diet Coke

A drink that turns you gay.

Penises and Diet Coke, same thing.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

stank

The smell below the scrotum.

Stank, stank everywhere, let's all have a smell.

by drzimo December 14, 2009