Definitions by drzimo

Ministry of Plenty 

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

Ministry of Plenty by drzimo January 30, 2010

Old Spice

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.

I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.

Old Spice by drzimo January 15, 2010

surprise 

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

surprise by drzimo January 13, 2010

rehomo 

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.

rehomo by drzimo December 27, 2009

tipslip

When a penis accidentally protrudes from the clothing in the view of others.

She had a nipslip, he had a tipslip.

tipslip by drzimo December 27, 2009

Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

Tigering by drzimo December 14, 2009

Diet Coke 

A drink that turns you gay.

Penises and Diet Coke, same thing.

Diet Coke by drzimo December 14, 2009