1 definition by dr.salamander

A terrible pop singer. Period. Her nasally voice, unremarkable style, and completely uncreative lyrics will make your ears bleed. Her "song", friday, is so ridiculously bad it got 25,000,000 views on youtube in 2 weeks.

If you listen to it you will curse God for giving you ears. You will want to hang yourself and shoot the person who gave her a record deal, for creating the horrible abomination that is now clogging the airways.

The best theory of why anyone would ever let this song happen is to create some kind of real life satire. They are trying to show how this generation will like to any music if the people who make it tell them to.
Rebecca Black:
"Yesterday was Thursday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards."

"fun, fun, fun, fun" to infinity and beyond.
by dr.salamander March 20, 2011
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