Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 03, 2006

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD November 01, 2006

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"

You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006

uybwac

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.

Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007