what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!
Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006
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Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
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Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch
Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 09, 2007
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uybwac

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
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stinky brown fish

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff
Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 09, 2007
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Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear
He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 03, 2006
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certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation
Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006
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