Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 17, 2007

up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 03, 2007

hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 13, 2006

stinky brown fish

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff

Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 03, 2007

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006

Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"

You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006

Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 03, 2006