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A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
Get the Amazonian Tripod mug.This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!
Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"
Midget: "What"
Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"
Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."
Certificatologist: "Sweet..."
Midget: "What"
Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"
Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."
Certificatologist: "Sweet..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006
Get the what's the dinx mug.Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"
It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"
Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
Get the uybwac mug.A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."
Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
Get the Mosh pit mug.The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.
Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
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Get the up your butt with a coconut mug.Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"
Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007
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