dr. todd fuquad phd's definitions

Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD November 1, 2006

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006