dr. todd fuquad phd's definitions

Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 3, 2006

hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

stinky brown fish

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff

Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD November 1, 2006

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007