Definitions by dr. todd fuquad phd

what's the dinx 

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

what's the dinx by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006

Amazonian Tripod 

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

Amazonian Tripod by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

hurriphoonami 

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

hurriphoonami by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

certificatologist 

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

certificatologist by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Retawd 

Somone who is proud of graduating from high school; says things like "the class of 2007 rules!"

"That retawd be assistant managin' at Taco Bell with his fancy high school diploma & shit."

Retawd by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 8, 2006

Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"

You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)

Fuquad by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

Bonerism 

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

Bonerism by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006