15 definitions by dr. todd fuquad phd

stinky brown fish

poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff

Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"

Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."

by dr. todd fuquad phd April 3, 2007

Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by dr. todd fuquad phd February 3, 2006

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by dr. todd fuquad phd February 4, 2006

hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by dr. todd fuquad phd May 13, 2006

Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

by dr. todd fuquad phd March 17, 2007

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

Yo' Holmes, let's get some Taco Bell and then give eachother Mexican Bowtie's for dessert.

by dr. todd fuquad phd February 4, 2006

what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

by dr. todd fuquad phd August 25, 2006