dr. hoodrat's definitions

cauliflower lumps

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

strawberry nipples

When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.

That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

hit the sack

a term for masturbation widely used in the deep south

Boys, I'm gonna hit the sack! And I ain't going to sleep or nothing!

by dr. hoodrat January 5, 2016