cauliflower lumps

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).
Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
by dr. hoodrat January 03, 2016
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hit the sack

a term for masturbation widely used in the deep south
Boys, I'm gonna hit the sack! And I ain't going to sleep or nothing!
by dr. hoodrat January 05, 2016
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strawberry nipples

When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.
That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"
by dr. hoodrat January 03, 2016
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