dr. heywood r. floyd's definitions

blackguard

a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.

"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

stankbones

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."

Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007