dr merkin's definitions

Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.

Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.

John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by Dr Merkin March 13, 2009

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Register

The plume of blood that appears in a syringe chamber when injecting, suggesting that the venepuncture has been successful (Drug user slang)

Usually I can't find a vein but yesterday I got a register first go!

by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009