dr merkin's definitions

palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.

John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

slabo

(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)

Mate, that slabo sleeping in the long grass really stinks. I think he's dead.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

lasher

One who exits a social situation quickly without saying goodbye

A thief

Where did you go you lasher?

He stole all my shit the lasher.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

coproglutton

Someone who greedily scoffs down faeces.

After Mandy took a big dump I asked her not to flush, cause I was hungry!

You coproglutton!

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

coprolalia

The uncontrolled and unfettered uttering of profanities.

Cunt, shitty asshole, nigger fuck flaps!!! I'm sorry, I suffer from coprolalia.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

diarrhoea picnic

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.

Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?

by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009