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Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin
My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes
by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015
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Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.
All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010
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Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
mugGet the Coca Cola douchemug.

Cracking it

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)
Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.
by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009
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Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
mugGet the Fosters felchmug.

Register

The plume of blood that appears in a syringe chamber when injecting, suggesting that the venepuncture has been successful (Drug user slang)
Usually I can't find a vein but yesterday I got a register first go!
by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009
mugGet the Registermug.

lasher

One who exits a social situation quickly without saying goodbye

A thief
Where did you go you lasher?

He stole all my shit the lasher.
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
mugGet the lashermug.

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