dr merkin's definitions
Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.
Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!
Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.
Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.
Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009
Get the Semenophiliamug. A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.
All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010
Get the Menstruating whale snatchmug. (n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
Get the Coca Cola douchemug. (n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
Get the Fosters felchmug. (n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
Get the ass markingmug. (n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
Get the slabomug. by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
Get the lashermug.