downstrike's definitions

flight

1. The act of flying.

2. The power or ability to fly.

3. A journey made by flying.

4. An enactment of one's fantasy.

Everyone has the power of flight. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

Once flight is achieved, it is vital not to listen to what anyone else says, because they are most likely to say something like, "my GOD! You can't possibly be flying!" And if you are so unfortunate as to hear someone say this, you are very likely to believe what they are saying and suddenly what they are saying will prove to be true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Googleplexwhack

A Googlewhack that someone might actually search for.

The Googleplexwhack is the Holy Grail of SEO.

by Downstrike September 16, 2004

b2b

Business to business. See also, b2c and c2c.

Marketing one's business to other businesses, rather than to consumers in general.

by Downstrike June 7, 2004

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 8, 2006

sheepish

1. Passive toward aggression.

2. Naive.

3. An intimidated or embarrassed facial expression.

Sheepish people frequently have sheepish expressions.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.

At the heart of the Heart Of Gold is a heart of gold.

by Downstrike May 19, 2004