county seat

The capital city of a county, from which the county's government operates, and where fairgrounds and regional offices of state agencies are frequently located.
Frisco fills the entire county of San Francisco, so it can't help but be the county seat.
by Downstrike October 23, 2005
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If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
by Downstrike December 02, 2004
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Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.
To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.
by Downstrike November 03, 2006
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Alt tag

N00b slang for the alt attribute of the HTML img tag. Usage indicates a probability that the person speaking doesn't know the difference between a tag and an attribute.
When people get persnickety with me, saying that my NiDEs don't have Alt tags, I get persnickety back at them, and tell them there's no such thing as an Alt tag, and that I'm not an SEO spammer, so I don't put alt attributes in NiDEs.
by Downstrike May 21, 2006
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quad

Shortened form of quadraphonic, which is what surround sound was called before it went out of style in the 70s.
You should have heard Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here in quad!
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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techno-nerd

One who is called a nerd for his prowess with technology rather than for being a dork.
We need a techno-nerd to program this.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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just ain't cool

The ultimate negative description and insult of the late 60s and early 70s, man!
The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!

Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
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