The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!
Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!
Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
1. The one instance of a particular word in what you've written that will bring out stampeding herds of duh-weebs to point out to you the correct spelling of the word - and a few more incorrect ways to spell it - even though every other instance of the word is spelled correctly.
2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.
3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.
3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
1. "The correct spelling of yelow is yellow."
"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."
2. "You left the P out of homepage."
"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."
3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"
"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."
2. "You left the P out of homepage."
"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."
3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"
"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
by Downstrike October 25, 2004
A web site that turns its nose up at legitimate, fully-functional browsers, such as IE 7 or Firefox simply because the webmaster won't tolerate his site being viewed using off-brand browsers and can't be bothered to update the site's script to recognize legitimate browsers.
Some monopolistic corporations, such as MyCrudSoft, are browser snobs. You have to do business with them on their terms because they don't even need to care whether you like doing business with them. It's their way making sure you know that they don't have to give a crap about you.
by Downstrike March 02, 2005
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
Most people who do morally repugnant things would have higher moral standards themselves if they weren't trying so hard to offend someone.
The very fact that they know the most morally repugnant things to do indicates that they know better.
The very fact that they know the most morally repugnant things to do indicates that they know better.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
by Downstrike September 27, 2004