douglas epley's definitions

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

wah

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means

hey wanna see something funny? watch this wah try to parallel park his honda

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

white castle

a construction site outhouse, also a burger joint, pretty much the same thing depending on who you ask

Scott went to white castle, then he HAD to go to the white castle

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

beat and blow

what we used to call the drum and bugle corps in the air force, also useful to describe high school band dweebs

hes not in our unit anymore, he transfered to beat and blow

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

jiggle twins

a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,

hey check out the jiggle twins

by douglas epley November 14, 2006

dirt chucker

a dirty mexican, all they are good for is diggin holes and chucking dirt

look at the dirt chuckers sneaking across the border

by douglas epley November 8, 2006