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round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.
That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.
by douglas epley December 19, 2006
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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
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ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
by douglas epley January 14, 2007
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cleanerita

combo of two words . cleaning lady and spanish for girl...senorita..most cleaning ladies tend to be of hispanic origin anyways applicable especially as hotel staff and janitorial workers
hey, when the cleanerita comes, can you get some extra towels??
by douglas epley October 27, 2006
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buick

piece of crap car driven my gangstas, wannabe gangstas, wiggers and the like. usually driven with arms stretched from sleeping posistion from near rear seat, also an acronym..Blacks United In Caucasian Killing. usually seen equipped with polished rims the size of tractor tires sometimes with retarded spinners. driver 95% likely in posession of marijuana
some nigga in a BUICK just hit and ran my ride
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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wah

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means
hey wanna see something funny? watch this wah try to parallel park his honda
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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chang tang

asian pussy..hot looking asian girl...
man that girl is one hot piece of chang tang
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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