chip dust

the worthless llittle pieces of chips left in the bottom of the bag, too small for dip or salsa. the only acceptable way to eat them is to pour the bag in your mouth
dude you ate all the good chips,all you left me was chip dust
by douglas epley June 16, 2007
mugGet the chip dustmug.

ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
by douglas epley January 14, 2007
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wah

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means
hey wanna see something funny? watch this wah try to parallel park his honda
by douglas epley November 05, 2006
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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
mugGet the gay mating callmug.

blue room

the portable outhouses on construction sites, usually blue in color
1} wheres tj?
2} that burrito hit him bad, hes in the blue room
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
mugGet the blue roommug.

dudley do nothing

A loser cousin of "Dudley do right" has perfect white teeth, never a speck of dust on him, he accomplishes nothing despite being busy all day everyday. this is the guy that always complains that he is so overworked, yet never seems to do anything, while pawning off all tasks on everyone else. only keeps his job due to the fact that his brother is the boss
david is such a "dudley do nothing" if his brother didnt own the company he would have starved to death years ago
by douglas epley April 18, 2008
mugGet the dudley do nothingmug.

jiggle twins

a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,
by douglas epley November 14, 2006
mugGet the jiggle twinsmug.