erudite

to be able to insult people without them realizing through the use of scholarly language
I say, that speaker is quite erudite, he implied the audience were ignoramuses and yet they applauded him
by doughnut dave June 27, 2025
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parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips
that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots
by doughnut dave June 26, 2025
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