doughnut dave's definitions

parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

by doughnut dave June 26, 2025

erudite

to be able to insult people without them realizing through the use of scholarly language

I say, that speaker is quite erudite, he implied the audience were ignoramuses and yet they applauded him

by doughnut dave June 27, 2025