Definitions by dos divas

rectal engineer 

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

rectal engineer by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

ego friendly 

Being considerate of people with low self esteem.

When she asked if she looked fat, I had to think of the most ego friendly answer.

ego friendly by Dos Divas July 30, 2009

memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009