memergency

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

by dos divas July 29, 2009

ego friendly

Being considerate of people with low self esteem.

When she asked if she looked fat, I had to think of the most ego friendly answer.

by Dos Divas July 30, 2009

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 01, 2009