Definitions by doris and boris

privileged 

when a seal turns to look directly at you and farts at exactly the right moment

"Yo, dude, look what YouTube recommended to me."
-"Is that a farting seal?"
"Yeah, I wish that were me!"
-"Whoever got to witness this is so privileged."

privileged by doris and boris December 3, 2020

document dad 

the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations

I couldn't find my passport - thank god I have a document dad!

document dad by doris and boris November 16, 2019